Reader's note: This story is satirical in nature and published in a spoof issue.
Come hear Richard Karn, Al Borland from "Home Improvement," talk about his newfound love of knitting and beard shaving.
3:30 a.m. to 4:40 a.m.
Lisner Auditorium
Program Board combined all events in the year into one concert on the Virginia Campus. Musicians include Richard Karn.
3:30 p.m.
Research Building II
See a screening of the 2003 Richard Karn pornographic classic "Karnal Attraction." Karn, who is on campus for the whole week, will host a reception following the event in Thurston 201.
8:30 p.m.
Marvin Center 342
Monday
Pseudo-Celebrity Speaks in Lisner
Come hear Richard Karn, Al Borland from "Home Improvement," talk about his newfound love of knitting and beard shaving.
3:30 a.m. to 4:40 a.m.
Lisner Auditorium
Tuesday
Fountainflingfest
Program Board combined all events in the year into one concert on the Virginia Campus. Musicians include Richard Karn.
3:30 p.m.
Research Building II
Wednesday
Obscure Pornographic Movie Screening
See a screening of the 2003 Richard Karn pornographic classic "Karnal Attraction." Karn, who is on campus for the whole week, will host a reception following the event in Thurston 201.
8:30 p.m.
Marvin Center 342
